i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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