Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
