Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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