I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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