i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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