i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
