well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have post one night stand depression
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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