dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
