we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You had me at "let me see your balls"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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