Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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