But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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