Don't you send me to vm
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
