It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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