Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
