i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
only if we run a train.
done.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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