ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Let's get the cat blown out
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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