So drunk its hurt
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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