i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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