Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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