You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dicks are not precious.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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