Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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