if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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