3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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