Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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