you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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