their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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