I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I want a musical about memes.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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