I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
