scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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