Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
kristin has been a bad kristin
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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