i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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