sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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