I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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