it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We were destined to go to rehab together
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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