Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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