Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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