The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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