Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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