ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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