everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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