I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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