Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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