I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Well they certainly are when you're attractive and have a vagina.
Uhhh wasn't that easy. You had to send a picture to get it. Easy would have been him coming the first time you asked.
Wasn't THAT easy for ya. Ya had to show the pump was already primed before he'd accept the job.
Bro code rule #134: the more a girl gets slutty for you, the more she is your toy.
Unless she's already your wife. Then you remember why you never want to let her go.
yea b/c its SOOOO hard to "trick" a guy into having sex with you... like the Field of Dreams says "If you offer it he will come"
hopefully not early
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
thank you meoth :p
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How many times he jacks off a day to Ron Jeremy pics.
WHY CANT I REMEMBER
yea b/c is SOOO hard to "trick" a guy into having sex with you
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