I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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