Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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