How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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