i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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