When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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