I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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