your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
