Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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