so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my shit smells like andre
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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