Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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