Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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