it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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