Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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