Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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