yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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